Why is an elephant rough, gray, and big?
Because if it were smooth, white, and small it would be an aspirin!!

Why did Mr. Stupid tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
Because he didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!!

Why did the orange go to see the doctor?
Because he wasn't "peeling" well!!

Any suggestions for "pharmaceutically elegant" jokes?  Please e-mail them to me at princes@swosu.edu!  I will gladly post it and give you the credit, but they must be clean!